If everyone only did work that they “loved and believed in” civilization would collapse in a week. There would be no one to run the machines and do the paperwork. What we want isn’t the same as what everyone else needs.

Also, the biggest problem with a conspiracy theory that there is a secret group of rich people running the world is that there is a non secret group of rich people not even trying to hide that they are non secretly running the world.

Also also, does god actively give little kids inoperable brain cancer, or does he just let them get it and then sit back and watch while it slowly kills them? This isn’t rhetorical, I’m actually looking for an answer.

I have no idea what it means, (and I’m pretty sure no one else does, either) but it is the most profound thing that I have ever seen in my life.

If someone walked up to you and licked you in the face?

I’m not sure about Chicago. Thinking of moving somewhere far safer, like Detroit or Baghdad

12? 13? That means that god is a child sex offender.

Noun

My personal opinion.

this is THE reason for EVERY problem the human race has ever or will ever face

“All these faceless, nameless Arab people are being mercilessly slaughtered in masse by our government for no discernible reason. What should we do?”

You wanna how I can tell? You have successfully integrated into modern society.

I come from afar,

there’s a bomb in my car,

Allahu ackbar

*BOOM*

I’ve got nothing to lose, except for my pants. Any takers?